deepfriedtwinkie:

archatlas:

Chinese Translation Fails

I wasn’t gonna reblog it but then the tiny grass was dreaming

I dunno how you top that

the tiny grass got me too

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The original character descriptions of Friends

The original character descriptions of Friends

21 hours ago 186030 notes
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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

21 hours ago 551609 notes
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halaalpussy:

cartoongoblin:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

do u ever just want to punch the world in the face

But it’s not about race, right America?

Lets not ignore the gender element as well

halaalpussy:

cartoongoblin:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

do u ever just want to punch the world in the face

But it’s not about race, right America?

Lets not ignore the gender element as well

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gleehashtag:

You know, when I first laid eyes on you, Q, I thought you reminded me of a young Sue Sylvester. But looking at this amazing woman sitting across from me right now I realize I was wrong. You’re nothing like me. You’re better. Sure I’m as smart as you are, and every bit as pretty, but somehow you’re slightly less evil. And I admire that. I admire you, Quinn Fabray.

1 day ago 750 notes
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jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

1 day ago 166363 notes
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absolutelyvantastic:

adderallmornings:

javeliner:

pewpewker:

my friend brought over some school projects he found from elementary school and this book has recipes from his classmates these are some highlights 

please

Milk, about 2

noodle peelings

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thattosser-harrypotter:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

lacewing:

perksofbeingapotterfan:

#things that made me unreasonably emotional #HE’S HOLDING THE FUCKING UMBRELLA FOR HER

#when dan was maggies personal assistant for the day because he didn’t want to go home

DAME MAGGIE SMITH DOESN’T HAVE NORMAL PAs

SHE GETS THE STAR OF THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE TO DO HOLD HER UMBRELLA

I just keep reblogging this for the comments.

2 days ago 205430 notes
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fuckedupgal:

kylesbogusjourney:

activatewindows:

kylesbogusjourney:

WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS

They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.

Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if everyone is seeing the same colour as another person.

image

This fucked me up

whoa…

2 days ago 186898 notes
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thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

2 days ago 397438 notes
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closetcasefabray:

"Humans of New York":

"High school sweethearts?"*both laugh*"Not really…""I was a bully. I was scared. She was always the brave one.""We became friends our last year of high school. Then we realized we had something more.""Now both of you are together in New York!""Not yet. I’m at Yale.""She’s got the big brains. I’ve got the big mouth.""She can sing like no other.""I normally ask couples to say what they like about each other, but I feel like I could be here all day.""Oh, you would be. I’ve made a complete list of all the reasons why I love her.""She’s not kidding. There’s a handwritten copy and a PDF of it.""She’s thorough.""Yeah. She’s kind of perfect.""Kind of?""Kind of."

closetcasefabray:

"Humans of New York":

"High school sweethearts?"
*both laugh*
"Not really…"

"I was a bully. I was scared. She was always the brave one."
"We became friends our last year of high school. Then we realized we had something more."
"Now both of you are together in New York!"
"Not yet. I’m at Yale."
"She’s got the big brains. I’ve got the big mouth."

"She can sing like no other."
"I normally ask couples to say what they like about each other, but I feel like I could be here all day."
"Oh, you would be. I’ve made a complete list of all the reasons why I love her."
"She’s not kidding. There’s a handwritten copy and a PDF of it."
"She’s thorough."
"Yeah. She’s kind of perfect."
"Kind of?"
"Kind of."

2 days ago 81 notes
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toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

2 days ago 174626 notes
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dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

3 days ago 102877 notes
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